I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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