we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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