It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
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