I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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