Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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