he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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