didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
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