Do you still have your period?
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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