dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
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I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
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LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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