dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
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Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
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Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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