i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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