We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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