How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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