he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Randomize
