what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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