I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
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