Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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