you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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