I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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