He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
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