Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
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