Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
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Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
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The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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