Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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