normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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