Dual....:-)
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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