hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
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would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
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Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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