Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
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So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
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It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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