So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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