Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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