fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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