Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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