i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
vagina is talking i cant
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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