I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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