Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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