Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
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Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
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I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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