The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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