I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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