Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
so let's talk penis.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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