i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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