i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
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