please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
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i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
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now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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