I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
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I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
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well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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