Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
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