This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
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The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
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He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Why did my mother make you get naked?
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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