i permit you to call me
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
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No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
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But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
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