Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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