I forgot how hot balto sounded
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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