I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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