I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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