Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
We just shotgunned beers for America
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
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