white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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