At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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