haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
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I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
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You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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