i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
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Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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