HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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